Fattening My Golden Brother

When I opened my eyes again, the world smelled of stale grease and desperation. My brother, Tyler, was mid-shove, cramming his sixth drumstick into a mouth already slick with oil.

My mother stood over me, the thin, stinging switch in her hand twitching like a snakes tail. She pointed toward the treadmill in the corner of our cramped living room.

"Get on it," she snapped. "Your brothers eating for two today. You need to burn off those calories before they settle in his gut."

She had spent years obsessed with the teachings of a "Quantum Wellness Guru" shed found on the dark corners of the internet. This man had convinced her that as fraternal twins, Tyler and I shared a singular metabolic tether. He called it "Somatic Entanglement." According to her, Tyler was the vessel for our familys "abundance," and I was the exhaust pipe.

Every time Tyler spent an afternoon gorging himself on the couch, I was forced onto that treadmill until my heart hammered against my ribs like a trapped bird. In my previous life, thats exactly how it endedacute malnutrition meeting physical exhaustion. My heart simply gave up at 2 AM while Tyler slept off a stuffed-crust pizza. I died so he could stay "sculpted" for a future that never belonged to me.

But this time, I didn't argue. I didn't cry about my eighty-pound frame or my dizzy spells. I climbed onto the belt with a compliant smile.

"Youre right, Mom," I said, my voice smooth as silk. "Im his sister. The faster I run, the better he absorbs the 'blessings,' right?"

I pulled out my phone and swiped through a delivery app. I ordered the "Mega-Family Feast" from the local fried chicken joint and ten extra-large, full-sugar boba teas.

I looked at Tylerhis face was already a mask of gluttonyand my smile widened. "Eat up, Tyler. Don't worry about the weight. I'll run until my legs break if it means you get to keep that 'golden physique' the Guru promised."

In my first life, I was the ultimate overachiever. By twenty-five, I had clawed my way into a VP position at a top-tier tech firm. I worked eighty-hour weeks, fueled by the pathetic hope that if I just earned enough, if I was just "useful" enough, my parents would finally look at me with something resembling love.

I handed over seventy percent of my paycheck every month. I endured their "Quantum Diet" rituals. I was the ghost in the machine of their perfect family dynamic.

When I collapsed and died on that treadmill, my father didn't even look up from his tablet. He just asked the EMTs if my life insurance policy would cover the down payment on Tyler's new Porsche.

The doorbell rang, shattering the memory.

The delivery driver dropped off two massive bags. The scent of salt and sugar filled the room, cloying and heavy. Tylers eyes lit up like a predators. He didn't even use a napkin; he just started tearing into the fresh batch of wings.

Diane, my mother, pulled a wet wipe from her pocket, dabbing at the corner of Tylers mouth with a sickeningly sweet devotion. "Eat more, honey. Every bite is a step toward your destiny."

In the last life, Tyler used to complain that I wasn't running fast enough. He used to throw his gnawed-on chicken bones at my face, shouting that I was making him feel "bloated" because I was being lazy on the treadmill.

This time, I just watched him. I watched the way his throat worked as he swallowed, the way the grease stained his shirt. Eat, Tyler. Eat until you can't breathe.

He finished half a bucket and started double-fisting the boba teas, the sugar hit turning his eyes glazed. He let out a loud, wet burp that echoed through the room.

Mom whipped around, her face contorting into a mask of fury as she looked at me. "Are you even trying? You're barely moving!"

She raised the switch, the air whistling as she mimicked a strike. "Your brother just took in ten thousand calories! If you don't burn them off right now, you're stealing his future! Run, damn you!"

I nodded obediently and cranked the treadmill to its maximum speed. The belt roared. I waited for the perfect momenta slight shimmer of sweat on my brow, a flicker of feigned dizziness.

Then, I intentionally tripped.

I let the belt hurl my body backward. I hit the floor with a heavy thud, clutching my chest and gasping for air.

Mom didn't rush to help me up. She rushed over to kick my shin. "Stop faking! Get back up! The energy is stagnant!"

I grabbed her ankle, my breathing ragged and shallow. "Mom... I can't! Its too much!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Tyler ate too much too fast!" I cried, my voice trembling with practiced terror. "The 'Quantum Channel'... its too narrow! Its overloaded! Its backed up!"

I saw the flicker of doubt in her eyes. I leaned into the script Id prepared. "The Gurus latest blog post... he warned about this. If the conduitthats meforces the energy when the channel is blocked, the 'blessings' turn into 'miasma.' It flows backward!"

I looked her dead in the eye. "Itll rupture his stomach, Mom. Itll bloat him until he pops from the inside out."

The door to the study slammed open. My father, Richard, finally emerged. He was a man who only existed when his sons "potential" was at stake. He strode over and grabbed the switch from Moms hand, throwing it aside.

"Is this true?" he barked, looking down at me as if I were a piece of malfunctioning hardware. "If you cant handle the flow, youre useless. If you ruin his foundation, Ill sell everything you own to pay for the damage."

I didn't flinch. I just looked at Tyler with fake concern. "Dads right. My body is too weak. Im a failure. But... if Tyler has absorbed this much 'fortune,' he needs to 'anchor' it. If he doesn't, the luck will leak out."

"Leak out?" Mom gasped. "We can't have that! What do we do?"

"The Guru says that in cases of extreme 'blessing overload,' you have to use pure animal fats to weigh down the spirit," I whispered. "Starting tonight, at exactly midnight, Tyler has to eat two full orders of fried chicken. And he cant move afterward. He has to lie perfectly flat and sleep, pressing the fortune deep into his marrow."

Richards eyes gleamed with greed. "Like a weighted anchor. It makes sense. It stabilizes the core."

I pulled out my phone. "Ill pay for it, Dad. For Tylers sake."

At midnight, five orders of the greasiest, sauce-glazed fried chicken arrived. Tyler was already groggy from his food coma, but Mom dragged him out of bed.

"Eat, my prince," she whispered, shoving the glistening meat toward him. "This is your empire. This is your crown. Eat it all."

The smell was overwhelminga thick, cloying cloud of rendered fat. Tyler, driven by a lifetime of unchecked gluttony, began to tear into the chicken By the time he finished the second one, he was struggling to swallow.

"Quickly!" I urged. "He has to lie flat! Right now!"

They hauled his 280-pound frame back to bed like they were moving a mountain of raw dough. He lay there, rigid, his breathing coming in wet, heavy rasps.

I retreated to my room and waited.

At 1:00 AM, I stood outside Tylers door, watching through the crack.

The "mountain" began to heave. Tylers eyes snapped open, wide and bloodshot. He clawed at his throat, his mouth opening in a silent scream. The sheer volume of high-fat, high-sugar sludge was pressing against his diaphragm, cutting off his air.

His face turned a sickening shade of plum. Survival instinct finally kicked in, and he lurched to his side. A fountain of bile and undigested fat sprayed across the floor.

The sound woke our parents. Mom ran in, barefoot and hysterical. When she saw the mess and Tylers purple face, she screamed. She turned on me, grabbing my arm and digging her nails in.

"You jinxed him! You did this with your bad thoughts! If he dies, Ill kill you myself!"

I didn't pull away. I pointed at Tylers face. "Mom! Look at the color! Look at his skin!"

She froze.

"The Guru calls this 'The Royal Purple Awakening'!" I shouted. "It happens when the 'Abundance' finally takes root and expels the 'Poverty Spirit' from the bloodline! That mess on the floor? Thats all the bad luck of our ancestors being purged!"

Richard stood in the doorway, breathless. When he heard "purge the ancestors' bad luck," he hesitated.

I pressed harder. "If you take him to the hospital now, the doctors will pump his stomach. Theyll wash away all the 'Liquid Gold' he just anchored! Do you want him to go back to being ordinary? Do you want to flush his fortune down a hospital drain?"

Richard grabbed Moms phone and shoved it into his pocket. "No hospitals. My son is becoming a king. Look at him... he's breathing again. Hes fine!"

They didn't scold me. Instead, they got down on their knees and began to clean up the foul-smelling vomit with towels, whispering prayers to a God of Greed I didn't recognize.

I stood in the shadows, cold and silent. The real show hadn't even started yet.

The next morning, Tyler tried to scream for water. But when he opened his mouth, the only sound that came out was a horrific, sandpaper rasp. The gastric acid from the night before had severely burned his esophagus and vocal cords.

Mom came running from the kitchen, her face pale. "Tyler! Your voice! What happened?"

I stepped forward with a chilled, extra-sweet boba tea from the fridge. I popped the straw in and held it to his lips.

"Don't panic, Mom. This is a gift," I said, smiling at Tylers twisted, pained expression. "Think about all those billionaire CEOs on TV. Do they have high, squeaky voices? No. They have that deep, gravelly authority. The Guru says this is his 'Command Presence' settling in."

Tyler took a huge gulp of the icy, syrupy drink. The extreme cold and the concentrated sugar hit his raw, chemical-burned throat like liquid fire.

His eyes nearly popped out of his skull. He let out a strangled, agonizing wail and threw the plastic cup against the wall. He collapsed to the floor, clutching his neck and rolling in the spilled tea.

Mom shrieked, but I clapped my hands, my voice filled with a manic, cult-like fervor. "Its working! Its the 'Ice-Fire Tempering'! Last night purged the rot, today the cold is stripping away the last of his 'common' nature! The more it hurts, the deeper the transformation!"

Richard burst in. Seeing his son thrashing on the floor, he didn't feel pity. He looked radiant. "Hes a warrior! A little pain is nothing for a man of his stature!"

He cleared his throat, looking at me with his usual transactional coldness. "Tomorrow is your grandfathers 70th birthday dinner. The whole extended family will be there. I want you to take ten thousand dollars from your savings."

He didn't ask. He ordered. "Get Tyler a custom-tailored, high-end Italian suit. Something that screams 'Executive.' And book the most expensive steakhouse in the city. Tomorrow, your brother shows everyone who the real head of this family is."

I looked at his greedy face and nodded meekly. "Of course, Dad. I'll handle everything."

That afternoon, I took them to a boutique tailor. I pointed at Tylerall 280 pounds of himand looked the tailor in the eye. "I want it slim-fit. European cut. I want the waist and chest so tight there isn't a single wrinkle."

I turned to my mother. "The Guru says a tight core 'constricts the wealth' so it can't leak out during social gatherings."

She nodded, mesmerized by the logic.

Next, I went to the citys premier seafood house and ordered the "Grand Emperors Feast"a menu designed to be a nightmare of sodium, cholesterol, and purines.

The next day, before the party, Mom and Dad spent twenty minutes literally stuffing Tyler into that suit like a sausage into a casing. He was dripping sweat, the buttons on his shirt straining until they were nearly projectiles. He could barely draw a full breath.

I stepped up and personally tightened his silk tie. As his face turned a slight shade of cyan, I leaned in and whispered, "Hold it in, Tyler. Today, you are the center of the universe."

The restaurant was packed with relatives. When the doors opened and Mom led Tyler in, everyone went silent. He looked like a Michelin Man made of expensive wool.

Out of respect for the fact that I was paying the bill, the relatives forced a round of applause. "Look at Tyler! A real titan of industry!"

Tyler beamed, his ego overriding his physical agony. He cleared his raspy throat and forced out a few words. "Welcome... eat... drink..."

My uncle frowned. "What's wrong with his voice?"

Mom tossed her head back. "Its his 'Executive Tone.' The Guru says only men destined for billions speak with that kind of weight."

The appetizers were cleared, and the "hard" dishes arrived. Butter-drenched lobster, foie gras, fatty ribeyes, and salt-crusted crab. Tylers stomach, already raw from the reflux and crushed by the suit, couldn't handle it. But Mom kept piling the fat onto his plate.

"Eat, honey. Your 'Wealth Reservoir' needs to be full to impress the ancestors!"

Then, Richard stood up. He cracked open a bottle of vintage, high-proof bourbon. He poured a double shot and handed it to Tyler.

"Son! Give a toast to your grandfather! Use that 'Executive Voice'!"

Tyler looked at the stinging amber liquid and recoiled. "Dad... my throat... I can't..."

Mom hesitated for a split second. "Maybe just a sip?"

I stood up immediately and refilled the glass to the brim. "Mom! A leader never backs down from a challenge. The Guru calls this 'Lighting the Fuse.' The higher the proof, the faster it ignites the wealth-fire in his belly! If he doesn't drink this, the hundred-million-dollar legacy might just vanish."

At the mention of the hundred million, Moms eyes went cold. She lunged forward, pinched Tylers nose shut, and tilted his head back.

"For your future, Tyler! Swallow!"

She poured the 110-proof bourbon directly down his throat.

Tylers eyes rolled back. His pupils dilated.

"AAAAAAGH!"

A scream like a dying animal ripped through the restaurant. His suit jacket literally split down the back as he convulsed. Then, he began to vomitnot just food, but streaks of dark, clotted blood and bile, splashing all over the birthday cake.

My aunt screamed and hit the floor. Tylers massive body slumped over like a pile of wet sand, dragging the tablecloth and the expensive crystal down with him.

The ambulance was called in a panic.

Outside the ER, the surgeon walked out, his face grim, holding a piece of paper. "Acute gastric perforation with massive internal hemorrhaging. Hes lost too much blood. His type is A-negative, and the blood bank is low. Do we have any immediate family with A-negative?"

My mother, hysterical on the floor, pointed a shaking finger at me. "Take hers! Take all of it! Theyre twinsher blood belongs to him anyway! Drain her dry if you have to, just save my son!"

I looked at her monstrous face. I didn't fight. I slowly rolled up my sleeves, exposing my arms under the harsh fluorescent lights.

They were bone-thin, covered in the yellowish bruises of severe anemia. There wasn't a healthy vein in sight.

I looked at my stunned mother and let out a cold, hollow laugh. "Too bad, Mom. Im already empty. You squeezed every last drop out of this body years ago. My 'low-class' blood isn't fit for a billionaire anyway."