Your Hate Made Me A Billionaire

I was bonded to the Spite System.

Every point of spite I provoked in others translated into a ten-thousand-dollar deposit in my bank account.

It was Thanksgiving, the air thick with the smell of roasted turkey and the even thicker tension of family judgment. My Aunt Martha leaned back, a saccharine smile plastered on her face as she looked me up and down. "Sam, looks like youve been eating well. Youve definitely... filled out since last year."

I smiled back, the picture of filial piety. "I could say the same, Auntie. Youve really aged into your years. What is it now? Your seventieth birthday coming up? We should start looking at some nice assisted living brochures."

[Spite Value +10. 0-000,000 deposited.]

My Aunt Linda immediately jumped into the fray, weaponizing her concern. "So, Sam, what are you doing for work these days? Are you even clearing fiftyk? Your cousin Chloe is making two hundred thousand a year now at her firm."

My eyes lit up with mock greed. "Thats incredible. Maybe she can Venmo me twenty thousand right now just to prove shes actually got it?"

[Spite Value +10. 0-000,000 deposited.]

Chloe, who had spent her entire life looking down on me from her Designer-shod pedestal, let out a sharp, derisive snort. "Whats the point of having a smart mouth, Sam? You were born a loser, and you'll die a pauper. Some people just don't have the DNA for success."

I glanced at my phone. My balance was already ticking past the million-dollar mark. I leaned back and gave her a slow, steady wink. "Youd be surprised, Chloe. Having a smart mouth is actually paying off better than youd think."

...

Chloe couldnt help but laugh, a jagged, ugly sound.

"Honestly, Sam, does acting like a prick put food on the table?" She raised her voice, making sure the aunts and uncles hovering in the foyer could hear every word. "A loser is a loser. Stop trying to play the alpha."

She reached into her Prada bag and tossed a set of keys onto the coffee table with a heavy clunk. The BMW logo caught the light. "I just picked up the new 5 Series. Nothing crazy, just about seventy thousand after taxes."

As the relatives cooed and leaned in to admire the key fob, she turned to me with a look of pure pity. "But I guess seventy thousand is a number you won't see in your bank account for the rest of your life, right?"

She stood up, looming over me. "Tell you what. You give me a hundred bucks, and for the sake of 'family,' Ill let your whole house walk outside and touch the hood. Maybe the success will rub off on you."

A ripple of cruel laughter went through the room. My parents stood by the kitchen island, their faces flushed with embarrassment. I felt a familiar ache in my chest seeing them like that.

Ever since my Uncle GeorgeChloe's dadstruck it rich in real estate years ago, they had treated us like a charity case they didn't want to fund. It got worse after my dad broke his leg on a construction site. He lost his job, and suddenly, we weren't just the 'poor' relatives; we were the 'burden.' They had spent years stepping on us just to feel taller.

I looked at my seven-figure balance and then up at Chloe. I gave her a small, tight smile.

"Thats a crazy coincidence," I said. "I actually just ordered a new car myself. It should be arriving any minute."

Chloe looked at me like I had just claimed to be the King of England. "Oh my god, everyone! Prince Sam bought a car!" She spun around to the room. "Lets get ready, everyone! Let's see what Sam 'ordered.' What is it, Sam? A 2005 Honda with a taped-up bumper? A motorized scooter?"

The laughter grew louder. Linda was practically slapping her knee. "Sam, honey, if you needed a bike to get to the grocery store, you could have just asked!"

Right then, a low, guttural rumble vibrated through the front windows. It wasn't the sound of a commuter car. It was the roar of a beast.

The noise grew until it seemed to shake the very foundation of the house. Irritated, Chloe marched to the front door. "Who the hell is blocking the driveway?"

She opened the door and froze.

A custom Land Rover Defender, finished in a menacing matte Carpathian Grey, sat idling at the curb. It was massive, towering over Chloes BMW like a tank over a toy. The blacked-out wheels and the sheer presence of the thing made the entire suburban street look small.

The relatives crowded behind her, breathless.

"Thats at least a hundred and fifty thousand," someone whispered.

"Who in this neighborhood owns that?"

"Now that is a real car. Makes that BMW look like a rental, doesn't it?"

Hearing the shift in the wind, Chloes face twisted. She screamed out toward the street, "Whose car is this? Don't you know this is a private driveway?"

I pushed my way through the crowd. "Excuse me. Out of the way, please."

Chloe saw me and found her target again. "What are you getting so excited for, Sam? You think the delivery guy is going to give you a ride, you pathetic"

She didn't finish.

A man in a crisp, tailored suit stepped out of the driver's side, holding a leather-bound folder. He spotted me and beamed, jogging up the driveway.

"Mr. Miller! Your custom Defender has arrived. We've handled the registration and the ceramic coating as requested. Shes all yours."

The silence that followed was absolute.

Aunt Lindas mouth was hanging open so wide I thought her jaw might unhinge. My parents were staring at me, their eyes wide with a mixture of shock and terror, as if they were waiting for the FBI to swarm the house. Chloes face went from a furious red to a sickly, pale white, then settled on a bruised shade of purple.

I took the Montblanc pen from the dealer and signed the delivery slip with a flourish.

When I took the heavy, weighted key, I made sure to jingle it right in front of Chloes nose.

"You know, Chloe, you were right," I said softly. "I really don't have the DNA for a seventy-thousand-dollar car." I paused, letting the smile reach my eyes. "I guess I'm just more of a two-hundred-thousand-dollar-car kind of guy."

Chloes throat worked, her neck veins popping as she tried to find words that wouldn't come.

In my mind, the system notifications were firing like a machine gun.

[Spite Value +100]

...

Her resentment was a gold mine. It didn't stop until it hit five thousand points. My bank balance jumped into eight-figure territory.

I was feeling a high I couldn't describe. I was about to twist the knife a little deeper when a sharp, authoritative throat-clear cut through the air.

"Hmph."

It was Uncle George. He stood on the porch, looking down his nose at me.

"Buying a car is a nice milestone for a young man, Sam. But one should learn to live within their means. Emptying your life savings just to play dress-up for an afternoon... its short-sighted. How are you going to pay the insurance? The gas? You've got no vision."

He reached into his breast pocket and pulled out a dark blue folderthe deed to a property.

"Cars depreciate the moment they hit the asphalt, Sam. Real estate? Thats where the men are separated from the boys. Your perspective is still too small."

Chloes confidence flooded back instantly. She stood taller, her pale face regaining its arrogance. "My dads right," she barked, her voice regaining its shrill edge. She snatched the deed and held it up for the neighbors to see.

"Buying a car is cute. My dad just bought me a penthouse in the city. Four bedrooms, floor-to-ceiling glass. Six million dollars, cash."

She turned to my parents, her eyes glittering with malice. "Uncle David, Aunt Mary... I heard your roof is still leaking from the storm last month. Why haven't you moved yet?" She mocked a look of realization. "Oh, right! Silly me. You probably spent your entire retirement fund just so Sam could pretend to be rich for a day!"

My fathers head sank. The gray in his hair seemed more pronounced under the porch lights. His voice was a dry, shaking rasp. "It's my fault. I haven't provided enough for this family."

My mothers eyes welled up.

George and Chloe stood there, a united front of generational greed, thinking they had won the round.

I reached out and squeezed my fathers trembling hand. With the other, I pulled out my phone and hit a contact on speaker.

"Hello, Luxury Estates Group?"

My voice was dead calm.

"I'm looking at your listings. I want the largest, most expensive estate currently available in the Heights. I want a video tour. Now."

A professional, breathless female voice came through the speakers. "Sir, we have three off-market properties currently. The flagship is our 'Aria Estate,' but the budget is"

"I said the best and the most expensive," I interrupted.

The voice on the other end became audibly manic. "Yes, sir! Of course! The Aria is a twelve-thousand-square-foot manor. Infinity pool, private vineyard, six-car subterranean garage, and a detached guest house. The listing price is thirty-two million dollars."

A collective gasp rippled through the yard.

Chloe burst out laughing. "Thirty-two million? Sam, youve lost your mind. If you sold your internal organs, you wouldn't even cover the property taxes!"

George shook his head, looking almost bored. "Stop it, kid. Youre embarrassing yourself. When the bubble bursts, it's going to hurt."

I ignored them both. I looked at the video feed of the sprawling, white-stone mansion on my screen. "I'll take it."

"Wonderful, Mr. Miller! I can schedule a viewing for tomorrow morning"

"No," I said, my finger hovering over the screen. "Im wiring the full amount now. Send the digital contracts."

"HAHAHAHA!" Chloe was doubled over. "Hes still acting! Check his pockets! He probably doesn't even have forty bucks in his checking account!"

I tapped the screen. Ding.

The crisp chime of a completed wire transfer echoed in the quiet evening.

The phone line went silent for three seconds. Then, the real estate agents voice came back, cracking with pure adrenaline. "Mr. Miller... the funds have cleared. My God. Congratulations, sir. You are officially the owner of the Aria Estate. We are sending a concierge car to pick you up for the keys immediately!"

The laughter died in Chloes throat. Her eyes looked like they were about to pop out of her skull. George dropped his scotch glass; it shattered on the porch, splashing expensive bourbon across his leather shoes.

I looked at their ghostly faces and let out a small, mock-surprised "Oh."

"You know, Chloe, its impressive that youre so successful, and yet you still have to rely on your daddy to buy you a place to live." I gave her a sugary, devastating smile. "It must be hard, being a 'grown-up' and still living off an allowance. Unlike me. Im just a guy who can buy his parents a manor on a whim. Its a bit big for just the three of us, but I think well manage."

The spite hit me like a tidal wave.

[Spite Value +100]

...

I looked at my balance. I couldn't stop smiling.

The atmosphere in the family shifted overnight. The relatives who used to swarm George and Chloe were now hovering around us, bringing expensive wine, asking about my "investments," trying to get their kids an internship at whatever "company" they thought I ran.

Georges family went to ground. They avoided us, crossing the street when they saw our Land Rover coming.

I thought that was the end of it.

Until the post-holiday family brunch at Georges house. When we arrived, the dining room was already packed. There wasn't a single empty chair at the massive mahogany table.

Georges wife, Martha, sat at the head of the table. She looked up as we entered and tapped her forehead in mock forgetfulness. "Oh, look at my memory! I got so caught up in seating the important guests that I completely forgot you three were coming."

She gave a smile that didn't reach her eyes. "Theres no more room at the table. Why don't you three just grab a plate and stand in the corner? Were all family here; Im sure you dont mind."

The room went silent. The other relatives, sensing the shift, looked down at their plates, waiting for the explosion.

My fathers face went pale. My mother gripped the strap of her purse until her knuckles turned white.

I just shrugged. "Stand and eat? Sure. No problem."

And then, before anyone could blink, I stepped up onto the table.

My boots landed right in the center of the white linen tablecloth. A platter of glazed ham was right by my feet. I leaned down, tore off a thick slice with my bare hand, and took a massive, savory bite.

Standing on that table, I looked down at the row of stunned, frozen faces. I waved the ham at them. "Whats the matter? Dig in! Its the holidays! Eat up, everyone!"

[Spite Value +10]

...

"Get down from there!" George slammed his fist on the table, rattling the china. "Have you no decency?"

I chewed slowly, blinking innocently. "You told us to stand and eat, Uncle George. Im standing. Im eating. Im following the house rules."

Georges chest was heaving. Realizing he couldn't outmaneuver me, he turned his fury on my father. "Look at this brat, David! Is this how you raised him? Like a common animal?"

He pointed a shaking finger at my face. "I know the truth! Hes a fraud! Hes taken out massive predatory loans. Hes into the sharks for millions! If you don't rein him in, he's going to drag your whole family into the gutter!"

Predatory loans?

I felt a flash of confusion. Then I saw the looks of smug vindication on the relatives' faces.

Ah. They had convinced themselves that my money was borrowed. It was the only way they could sleep at nightbelieving that my downfall was just a matter of time.

Chloe had a look of triumph on her face. She tapped her phone screen. "I have a friend who works at the bank, Sam. I had her run a soft check on your known accounts. Theyre empty! No savings, no portfolios. That thirty million? Its all debt, isn't it?"

She turned to my parents, her voice dripping with fake pity. "Uncle, Auntie... you poor things. You raised a narcissist. Hes going to be in prison by next Christmas, and youll be paying off his interest until the day you die."

My father swayed. My mother caught him, her face like paper. They looked at me, their eyes filled with a terrifying doubt.

"Sam," my father whispered. "Tell me the truth. Where did the money come from?"

"Dad, Mom," I said, looking them in the eye. "Trust me. That money is mine. Every cent is clean."

"Yours?" Chloe mocked. "Still lying even when you're caught!"

She stepped closer to the table, her eyes wild with a need to destroy me. "If youre so rich, Sam, lets settle this. Lets go to the bank. Right now. In front of everyone. A full asset disclosure."

She puffed out her chest. "Ill even make it fair. We won't count the things my dad bought me. Just personal liquid savings. Ive got over three million in my personal account."

The relatives let out a choreographed "wow."

"Three million! At her age?"

"Shes a superstar. A real Miller."

Chloe basked in it. She pointed at me. "If you lose, Sam, you get on your knees. You apologize to every person in this room for being a fraud. And then," her eyes turned vicious, "you walk through the neighborhood naked, wearing a sign that says 'I AM A PARASITE.'"

"Do you have the guts?"

The room erupted. "Do it! Make him pay!"

My parents were being crowded out. My mother was crying. But suddenly, my father stood tall. He pulled me back, putting himself between me and the vultures.

"Sam said the money is his," he said, his voice trembling but clear. "We believe him. But hes already spent so much on us... he doesn't need to prove anything to you people. Were leaving."

My heart ached with pride. But I also felt a surge of cold anger.

I knew my balance. After the car and the estate, I was down to my last two hundred thousand dollars in that specific account.

If I agreed to the bet right now, I would lose.

My hesitation was blood in the water.

Chloes eyes lit up. "Hes scared! I was right! Hes probably already on a credit blacklist. Hes a deadbeat!"

George hammered the table. "David, look at what youve produced! A disgrace to the name! You two must have done something truly cursed in a past life to end up with a son like this."

He shook his head, then looked at Chloe with sickening pride. "And then look at my Chloe. So successful. Sometimes I wonder how I managed to father such a winner."

A few sycophants laughed. "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, George!"

I stared at Georges smug, hypocritical face. The words just tumbled out.

"The apple doesn't fall far? Are you sure? Because looking at her, Id say she fell from a completely different tree. Maybe one in the neighbors yard?"

[Spite Value +10,000]

[ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS deposited.]

I froze. My brain stalled. I looked up, stunned, and saw Chloes face go a shade of white Id never seen before.

"Shut your damn mouth!" she screamed. "Are you in or out? Answer me!"

Every eye was on me. I looked at her, then at George. My lips slowly curled into a wide, exhilarated grin.

"I'm in," I said. "And Chloe? Try not to cry when the truth comes out."

My mind was racing. George worshiped Chloe. She was his "legacy." But that ten-thousand-point spike? That was massive. More spite than I'd ever generated with a single sentence. Was it possible... was the "neighbor's yard" comment more than just a jab?

I looked at them. Chloe had a high, thin nose and sharp lips. George had a flat bridge and thick, heavy features. Id always assumed it was some recessive gene from her mothers side. Now, everything looked... off.

George had no idea. The way he looked at her was pure, unadulterated fatherly love.

As the caravan of cars headed to the bank, I leaned in close to Chloe, whispering so only she could hear. "You don't really look like him, do you, Chloe?"

[Spite Value +100]

She stiffened. Her eyes were murderous.

I raised my hands, grinning. "Hey, just a joke! Don't take it to heart."

"Youre a dead man, Sam," she hissed, picking up her pace.

I followed leisurely. "You seem tense. Did I hit a nerve?"

Her jaw was twitching. "I'm going to ruin you."

[Spite Value +100]

I stayed quiet until the bank doors were in sight. Then, one last time, I leaned in. "Is his name Bill? The guy across the street from your old house?"

Thwack!

Your Hate Made Me A Billionaire

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