Trading My Equity For A Ring

Im a corporate drone.

Specifically, Im a woman living a double life.

By day, Im the high-flying marketing strategist expanding my companys empire. By night, Im the on-call, professional partner for my boss.

Before you get the wrong ideano, this isnt some tawdry, morally bankrupt scandal. It all started because I made the mistake of looking at him just a second too long in a crowded room.

01

It started on a Tuesday. I was leaning over Mayas desk in HR, trying to read the tea leaves of the current economy. I was convinced the axe was about to fall.

Mayas jaw dropped. "How would you even know that? I haven't heard a whisper."

"Havent you noticed Nate Blackwell stalking the floor lately?" I whispered, nodding toward the glass offices.

"Not really."

"Hes walked past this cluster of cubicles three times today. Hes trying to look casual, but hes scouting. Hes observing."

Maya shook her head, unimpressed. "I still dont get it. Why are you so obsessed with the CEOs walking patterns?"

"Because, Maya, were in the department that spends money without bringing in immediate revenue. When the market turns, were the first ones on the chopping block."

I was laying it on thick, and Maya clutched her coffee mug like a life preserver.

"Hes checking our 'work state,'" I continued, my voice dropping an octave. "Hes deciding which unlucky soul to sacrifice first."

Just as I was hitting my stride, I looked upand locked eyes with Nate Blackwells 24-karat hawk eyes.

My internal sirens screamed. To make matters worse, my computer screen was currently displaying a TikTok livestream of a chaotic cooking show.

I dived back into my chair, burying my face in a spreadsheet.

The moment I was sure hed passed, I sent a string of sobbing emojis to Maya.

Me: Its over. He saw me watching a guy make a grilled cheese instead of working.

Maya: Riley, your job is marketing. Watching trends IS the job. Why are you spiraling?

But I remained restless. Nate was the kind of boss who lived for "maximum efficiency." Despite the grueling hours and his icy demeanor, the benefits were incredible. And lets be real: Im pushing thirty. In this market, an unmarried, childless woman of "a certain age" is treated like a ticking time bomb by recruiters.

The sword of Damocles was hanging over my head. I could see my future: middle-aged unemployment, followed by a lonely retirement eating canned soup.

No. I had to pivot.

I needed to make myself indispensable. I needed to become his right hand.

So, I started staying late. Every single night.

The plan was simple: I wouldn't leave until he did. I wanted to burn the image of my hardworking silhouette into his brain.

Unfortunately, the universe has a twisted sense of humor. I wanted to be his "right hand," not have his hands all over me.

It was 10:00 PM. The cavernous office was a graveyard of empty desks and humming monitors. It had become a game of chicken between me and Natewho would break first?

My stamina failed. My eyes felt like they were filled with sand.

Just as I shut down my laptop, Nate appeared. He stepped out of his office, bathed in the soft glow of the recessed lighting. He scanned the room and found methe sole survivor.

"Riley, how long have you been with the firm? Are you happy here?"

"Three years," I squeaked. "And Im more than happy. Im dedicated. Id basically die for this company."

God, Riley. Dial it back, I thought. Is this an exit interview? Am I being fired right now?

"Good," he said, leaning against a pillar. "How would you feel about some... extra income?"

My heart plummeted. Extra income? Was that code for a severance package?

I couldn't even speak. I just shook my head violently like a broken bobblehead.

He arched an eyebrow, looking at me like I was insane. "You don't want more money?"

I immediately switched to a frantic, "woodpecker" style of nodding.

"Good. I have a mission for you."

I held my breath. Was it a high-stakes project? A hostile takeover?

"Theres an investor gala this Saturday. I need you to attend with me. Youll play the role of my wife. We need this round of funding, and the lead investor is... traditional."

The request hit me like a Category 5 hurricane. When the wind stopped howling, my brain was nothing but mush.

Now it was my turn to look at him like he was insane.

Wasn't he married? Wasn't his wife living abroad for some high-profile art thing? Why did he need a fake one? What if we got caught?

02

"Don't ask questions you don't need the answers to," Nate said, his voice dropping to that smooth, dangerous frequency. "If we pull this off, you get a promotion, a raise, and your choice: a hundred-thousand-dollar bonus, or more equity."

He looked like the god of deals emerging from the shadows. Do you want the gold axe, the silver axe, or the iron axe?

My years of cynical conditioning kicked in. In those fables, the people who pick the gold always end up dead.

"Ill take the equity," I blurted out.

By the time I got home, I realized Id picked the "iron axe." In a startup, equity is just a very expensive pile of scrap paper unless the company actually succeeds. If my acting was terrible and the funding fell through, the company would go bust, and my equity would be worth less than my morning coffee.

The next morning, Nate handed me a "Dossier."

It was three pages, double-sided, size 10 font. It was everything I needed to know about "us." He expected me to memorize it in forty-eight hours. He promised "random pop quizzes."

During lunch, he summoned me to his office. I hadn't felt this kind of academic pressure since the SATs. Standing before his mahogany desk, I stumbled through the details of our "fake" first date.

He sighed, the sound sharp and cold. "Your memory is... disappointing. How did we even hire you?"

I bristled. "Sir, Im an efficient marketer, not a Shakespearean actress. If Im so terrible, why me? Look at the floor out therethere are dozens of women whod kill for this."

Nate cleared his throat, adjusting his tie. "First, youre the only one near thirty. Second, you spend every waking hour here. I figured you didn't have a boyfriend or a life to get in the way."

The truth stung. "Ouch. Point taken."

I stomped out of his office and headed straight for the breakroom to vent. Maya was there, and she snatched the paper from my hand before I could hide it.

"Whats this? Height, weight, favorite color... Riley, is this a Tinder profile?"

I lunged for it, shoving it into my bag. "Its... nothing!"

Maya narrowed her eyes. She wasn't letting it go.

"Fine," I lied. "My mom sent me a dossier on a guy she wants to set me up with. She wants me to 'study' before the date."

Mayas expression shifted to pity. "Oh, honey. Thats tragic. Whats he like?"

"Him?" I scoffed. "Hes arrogant, ruthlessly pragmatic, and has the personality of a localized thunderstorm. Honestly, the only things he has going for him are his height, his legs, and that stupidly handsome face..."

Mayas eyes went wide. She started making frantic gestures with her eyebrows.

I turned around. Nate was standing three feet behind me, holding an empty espresso cup.

My mind went blank. How long had he been there? Had he heard the part about his legs?

In a moment of pure, unadulterated panic, I blurted out, "Afternoon, Mr. Blackwell! Personally getting your own water? So down-to-earth!"

Nates face was a mask of suppressed fury. "Riley. If this project fails, you can pack your desk."

"Understood! Have a great day!" I chirped, sounding like a demented cheerleader.

He definitely heard the part about the thunderstorm.

03

Once he disappeared, I let out a jagged breath. "What is his problem? Is he on a permanent power trip?"

Maya looked like she was about to have a heart attack. She pushed me toward the door. "Riley, you have a death wish. You gossip about his personal life, you interrupt his coffee break, and you basically insulted him to his face. Youve broken every rule of corporate survival in under five minutes."

"Details," I muttered.

But the bravado was fake. Saturday was looming, and it was a life-or-death situation for my career.

When Saturday finally arrived, I followed Nates instructions to the letter. I was polished, poised, and draped in a dress that cost more than my first car.

The target was Madeline Montgomerya powerhouse investor who valued "family stability" above all else. Apparently, Nate and his real wife had quietly signed divorce papers months ago, but he couldn't let that leak before the funding closed. Hence: me.

"Riley, youre shaking," Nate said. His voice was soft, but it still carried that edge.

"Im fine. Im not shaking."

Inside, I was a wreck. One wrong word and the whole house of cards would collapse.

"If you aren't shaking, then stop gripping my arm like a tourniquet. Youre cutting off my circulation."

He gently pried my fingers loose as we approached the entrance. "Mrs. Montgomery is at ten o'clock. Switch it on."

"Right. Mr. BlackI mean, Nate? Babe? Honey?"

We hadn't rehearsed the nicknames. That was a tactical error.

As Madeline Montgomery glided toward us, I felt a surge of adrenaline. "Hey, Hubby," I said, my voice dripping with forced sweetness.

Nate flinched almost imperceptibly.

Fortunately, Madeline was charmed. "Nate, I had no idea you and your wife were so... affectionate."

"Shes a handful," Nate said, sliding into his CEO persona.

They started talking shop. He pivoted from ESG initiatives to sustainable business models, then to the domestic childcare market. He was lecturing her. He was being "The Smartest Man in the Room," and I could see Madelines eyes starting to glaze over.

Hes losing her, I thought. Hes mansplaining to a billionaire.

I couldn't help it. I cut him off.

"What Nate is trying to say," I said, stepping forward with a warm smile, "is that modern women aren't looking for just a product. Theyre looking for time. Our goal is to liberate mothers from the soul-crushing logistics of childcare so they can actually enjoy their children. Don't you agree, Madeline?"

Madelines face lit up. "Exactly! You hit the nail on the head."

Women get women. Its that simple.

I spent the next twenty minutes talking to her about the nuances of the modern middle-class experience. It was literally my job. It was easy.

As we were leaving, Madeline gripped my hand. "Riley, this was delightful. We must do this again."

"It would be my pleasure!"

"Nate, do you still collect vintage Bordeaux?" she asked.

"He loves it," I jumped in before he could speak. "We have a cellar full of it at the house."

"How wonderful. Perhaps I could come by sometime this week to see the collection?"

"Of course! Youre welcome anytime!"

The moment the words left my mouth, I wanted to die. I had been so deep in the "wife" character that Id invited a billionaire to a house I didn't live in to see a wine collection I didn't own.

04

The car ride back was silent and suffocating.

Nate looked like he was vibrating with rage. Id basically kicked the door down and set the house on fire.

"Do you ever think before you speak?" he snapped. His words were like needles.

"Look, I know my 'brain-to-mouth' filter is a little porous, but don't blame this on me! This was your crazy idea! If you hadn't been boring her to tears with market stats, I wouldn't have had to intervene."

"Riley, it is after hours. You are currently my wife... my fake wife. Not my employee. Stop talking to me like Im a subordinate."

"I don't know how to talk to you in any capacity where you aren't a jerk!" I muttered, my voice getting smaller.

"Next time," he said, his voice cold as liquid nitrogen, "keep your mouth shut."

"There won't be a next time. I quit this side gig. Find someone else."

"If you can't do the job, then just leave"

"Fine!" I slammed my foot on the brake as we hit a red light. Nate was in the middle of taking a sip of water, and the sudden jolt sent the liquid flying. He ended up coughing and gasping, drenched.

Corporate Survival Rule: Never make the boss choke while he's drinking. Id checked another box on the disaster list.

The next day, I went to my usual volunteer spot at the Golden Oaks Senior Center. Being around the elderly was the only thing that kept me sane. They didn't care about KPIs or funding rounds.

"Riley, dear, you look like youre chewing on glass," the director, Martha, said as she handed me some fruit. "Whats wrong?"

Before I could answer, a nurse ran up. "Martha, Mrs. Gable in the VIP wing is having an episode. she doesn't recognize her grandson. Shes getting agitated."

"Ive got it," I said, standing up. I was good at this.

In the VIP suite, a woman was shrinking into her armchair, looking terrified of the tall man standing over her.

I rushed in. "Rose, honey, its okay. Its just your grandson..."

I looked up. My tongue tied itself into a knot. "Mr... Mr. Blackwell?"

I felt like the world's biggest idiot. "Youre Roses grandson?"

Nate looked helpless. He was a titan of industry, but here, in the face of his grandmothers dementia, he was just a confused boy.

"Its not the right pastry," Rose was crying. "This isn't from the bakery on 4th Street. Youre an impostor! You aren't my Nate!"

I took the box of pastries from his trembling hands. I did a quick "magic trick" behind my back, switching a cookie from one hand to the other. "Rose, look. I found the real ones. I had them in my bag the whole time. Taste this."

She took a bite. The familiar sugar seemed to anchor her. Her eyes cleared, and a smile broke across her face. "Oh, yes. This is it."

I pointed to Nate. "And see? Theres your Nate."

Rose grabbed his hand, tears welling in her eyes. "Nate! You finally came to see me."

It was a beautiful, heart-wrenching moment. Then, Rose looked at me and beamed. "And I know you, too. Youre Nates wife!"

I just stood there with a frozen, awkward smile. Great. Even the universe was in on the lie.